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West Gallery, under permanent watch

Art Inu

A billion-dollar Shiba with excellent security and zero visiting hours.

Art Inu

Collection Rules

Art Inu occupies the west gallery, where the velvet rope begins three metres before common sense. Two guards supervise the crown, the council portraits and every green candle reflected in the glass. Visitors may admire the work in silence. Touching is prohibited. Flash is prohibited. Asking whether the sitter is a good dog is permitted, but the answer has already been insured.

House Valuation

The work is recorded at one billion dollars and treated accordingly: quietly, continuously and from behind the rope. Its title never leaves the wall. Its guards never leave the title. Market conditions are accepted only when green.

  1. Ticker$ARTINU
  2. AppraisalOne billion dollars
  3. Public DistanceThree metres minimum
  4. PhotographyNo flash, ever
  5. Watch RotationEvery hour, every day
  6. Candle PolicyGreen entries only

Art Inu

The masterpiece remains under permanent watch.